Saturday, March 19, 2011

Lines I once Believed that turned out to be Crocks of Sh*t

1.      I love that you’re so emotional. It inspires me to get more in touch with my own emotions.
2.      I am your best friend.  I would never intentionally hurt you.
3.      I’m keeping you forever.
4.      I love the sound of your voice.
5.      I’m in this forever- I am going to marry you.
6.      I envy the way you experience things on such a deep level: good food, good sex, good books. I want to learn to feel things more intensely.
7.      When I first saw you, there was a beam of light behind you, and I told my friend later, that I’d met my soul-mate.
8.      Even music sounds better since I met you.
9.      I will always love your soft round spots.
10.  In sickness and in health until death do us part.

1 comment:

  1. this is just too sad to comment on.......what kind of person says these things and doesn't follow through on them?

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